I like the sensation of my fingers wrapped around a writing utensil. I like to observe as the tip of the utensil is slowly grated by the microscopically rough surface of the paper. I like to draw the saggy wrinkles of years gone by. I like to transform normal humans into bizarre Stretch Armstrongs with claws and double chins. If I could be any animal it would be a human because humans are animals too, you sick animalist. When I grow up I wanna be an astronaut or a freak show reject.

TL;DR Look at my stuff. I hope you likey.

P.S. Stop calling me. It's over. We're done. Cry me a bridge and get under it. And be the filthy troll that you are. And ask me to riddle you these questions three. And the answers are "Yes, No, and take the wolf first and kill the chicken cause who wants the chicken anyway and then eat the corn because dangit it's almost 6:00 and I'm starving."